Like a Merkin

posted 1/16/03

To the tune of Madonna's 'Like a Virgin', written by Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly, (C) 1984
This parody (C) 2003 M. Gilday.
A merkin, well, you'll have to look that one up yourself. :)

I made it to the Internet
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lame it was
Until I found you

You should be beat, hands and feet
leave you down, leave you black and blue
'cause you make me feel
Yeah, you make me feel
Angry as Hell


Like a Merkin
Thinking for the very first time
Like a Merkin
With your brain cell
All alone

Gonna give a thrashing, boy
You'd best be running fast
Gonna pound it outta you
Your ignorance is vast

Think you're right all the time
Act so strong, like a bad-ass bloke
Some things never change
In your mind spaced out
From all that pot and coke


Oh, oh, oh

Think you're fine, even divine?
You have trouble telling time
And you make me feel
Yeah, you make me feel
You're empty inside


Like a Merkin, ooh, ooh
Like a Merkin
No brain cells alive
When you bellow, and you spread lies, and you flame me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, asshole
Can't you think your own thoughts
For the very first time?


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