Wish You Were Here

posted 10/28/03

TTTO Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" (C) Pink Floyd;
Parody lyrics (C) 2003 M. Gilday

(This, too, will not make much sense unless you're familiar with the Urban Exploration subculture... it was inspired by the hordes of really irritating wannabes that populate the 'net)

So, so you think you can tell
sewers from wells
tunnels from drains?
Can you tell your bedroom from the depths of hell?
your life from a game
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade your free time for this?
Girls for bad knees?
Friends for some newbies?
spray-paint fumes for lunch?
And did you exchange a passing chance at a life
to become nothing much?

How I'm glad
How I'm glad that you're there
You're this messed-up soul wading in a shit-hole
that smells like beer
Searching hard for some firm, dry ground
What have you found?
A souvenir!
Wish you were here.


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